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Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

“The dwarf breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.” 24 kb .mp3
“You have entered the realm of the Lady of the Wood” 15 kb .mp3
“You cannot go back.” 10 kb .mp3
“Come. She is waiting.” 17 kb .mp3

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring Special Extended DVD

“Mae govannen, Legolas Thranduilion.” 34 kb .wav
“A Aragorn in Dunedain istannen le ammen.” 46 kb .wav
“We have not had dealings with the Dwarves since the dark days.” 52 kb .wav
“You bring great evil with you. You can go no further.” 84 kb .wav
“You will follow me.” 16 kb .wav
“Caras Galadhon, the heart of Elvendom on earth, realm of the Lord Celeborn and of Galadriel, Lady of Light.” 121 kb .wav

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

“I bring word from Elrond of Rivendell. An alliance once existed between elves and men. Long ago we fought and died together. We come to honor that allegiance.” – ” We are proud to fight alongside men once more.” 1.2 mb .mp3

No One Can Hear You

“You ok, Ben?” – “I – I’m ok. I’ve been trained for this sort of thing.” 92 kb .mp3
“‘Cause I say she does, that’s why.” 21 kb .mp3
“I got a radio on the car. Who do you wanna call?” – “Ok, just don’t panic, stay calm!” – “Where is he?” 114 kb .mp3
“Ok, man. This is it. This is what you were trained to do.” – “You’re a well-oiled machine, and machines know no fear.” – “No fear but the fear of fear itself.” – “Holy mother-“ 183 kb .mp3
“You reckon he did it, chief?”- “You know, could be anyone in this town, chief. You ever think about that?” – “The killer could be watching us right now. Part of the crowd – visible – incognito.” – “Sure chief. I’m onto it.” 215 kb .mp3
“Ok, here’s the deal. He can stay – but he stays right where I can see him.” 40 kb .mp3
“Hold it right there!” – “I said hold it right there!” 38 kb .mp3
“Probably just a lightning strike took out the lights. I’ll take a look around.” – “That’s what I do. I’m a cop. I was trained for this sort of thing. Easy does it” 79 kb .mp3
“Hey, come on guys. We gotta stick together here, ok?” – “Look, I know everyone’s upset, that doesn’t mean we…” – “Fellows? Come on” 108 kb .mp3
“He doesn’t mean anything by it. He’s just upset. We all are. This thing has taken us by surprise, you know?” 56 kb .mp3
“So you just thought you’d come on over here anyway? Yeah – we heard you, bud.” 63 kb .mp3

Misc. Events

Queenstown Winter Festival Comedy Debate 2004 5.5 mb .mp3
Queenstown Winter Festival Comedy Debate 2000, We have seen the end of the golden weather”